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Reblogged from omq-laurel  14,384 notes

Change one of the words in an anime title to “ass”

omq-laurel:

officialyaoi-hands:

naturalblueaoba:

mylifeasaweapon:

touefungus:

lovexhime:

jitenshai:

gorondass:

hiraku-kun:

Attack on Ass

No Ass No Life

  • Ass Pedal
  • Kill la Ass
  • Blue Ass
  • I can’t believe my little ass is this cute
  • Ass Dandy
  • Tokyo Ass
  • One Ass
  • Ass Butler
  • Ass Eater
  • Big Ass
  • Fullmetal Ass
  • Boku no Ass

ass! iwatobi swim club
ass la ass
ass stage

Ass pedal

Ass Murder

free! iwatobi ass club

Ass Ghoul how’d you miss that

Sailor Ass

Future Ass
Death Ass

Reblogged from cieraluvsu  268,665 notes

serenade-her-in-the-morning:

thattallsummonerguy:

altair-al-astorah:

hedgehog-o-brien:

suddenlyoranges:

l20music:

hiphopfightsback:

This shits just ridiculous. Probably the worst torture in the history of torture.

SAND FLOOR ROOM 

So basically it’s a torture device, where a person is put into a room with slow moving sand-paper at the bottom. There is no way out.

The person has to walk forward to keep from getting send to the corner and scraped.

Eventually after days of walking, the person will get tired and won’t be able to anymore.

What happens next, is pretty gruesome and self-explanatory. 

FUUUUUCK!!!

please no

I´m a writer I whisper as I secretly find this extremely fascinating

holy shit that’s horrific

I think the only point in time in life where these would be life saving…..

It got better

Heh.

Reblogged from omq-laurel  384,181 notes

wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

image 

solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

image

THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues

Oh damn.

Reblogged from cieraluvsu  214,253 notes

blackalleykat:

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg

I love the mom’s laughter. ♡

Reblogged from lacedwithbitterness  2,869 notes

My father’s lips touch his beer bottle more than my mother’s skin. He spends more time staring at the television than he does looking at her. Most of the time he chooses work over date nights, or relaxing evenings at home. He stopped taking her out for her birthday, and she stopped asking to spend more time with him.

Sometimes when she talks, my father doesn’t listen, and she gets no response. When he talks it’s usually about work, or how he needs my mom to do something. I don’t know what it is, I know they love each other, I guess that’s just what happens after being together for more than twenty years.


I just feel like so many couples lose sight of what’s important, because they think of how this person has stuck around for so long, what would make them leave now? I just don’t want my future marriage to be small talk in the evening. or red roses once a year on Valentine’s Day.

I’m afraid of it happening, I am. I just think, the older the love, the more it should be cherished not ignored.

By i.c. // “I want something more.” (via delicatepoetry)